Starring Reese Witherspoon, Tom Hardy, Chris Pine, Chelsea Handler, Til Schweiger, Angela Bassett, Abigail Spencer, Jenny Slate, Rosemary Harris
Ridiculous. Flat. Diverting.
Lauren: I’m going out. I’m dating. I’m having fun.
Two spies-best friends-happen upon the same woman. Tuck (Hardy) is a divorced father. Franklin (Pine) is a womanizer. When the two realize that they’re both chasing Lauren Scott (Witherspoon), a competition ensues. They’ll let her decide, but they don’t tell her that they know each other or tell her that they know about her seeing two men at the same time. As their feelings for her deepen, they resort to using their CIA tricks to get the upper hand. It’s a ridiculous premise not meant to be taken too seriously but with the proper execution, could have made an interesting throwback to the old screwball classics of the 1930s. The leads are certainly likable enough, but This Means War is not very funny which leaves it feeling like chaotic nonsense. Chelsea Handler as Witherspoon’s friend is given most of the comedic lines but delivers them monotonously, never appearing comfortable on screen. At no point did I mind watching this fast-moving dud, but there are thousands of better movies to watch in the world.
-Walter Tyrone Howard-